jizz in my pants's

free from boobs.

god bless you, soldier

the Man driving

yeah, it was straight up shocking. that driver must be a moron.

either gay, or women

truly, only homos or annoying women folk would downvote videos of videogame characters' butts.

any of the guys

omg i was wondering the same thing... great minds etc...

Something for everyone.

what more could anyone possibly want

"I totally owned you" rape

OHHHHHH okay. cool. carry on epic sir

a fire of cancerous aids

literally. and no i wont take it back mom. us gamers are a hardcore and dedicated lot

dreaming a perfect idol

don't let the haters bring u down. onward and upward to the singularity where ill finally be able to attend miku concerts as a six-dicked kitsune

TY! (noob)

owned. go level up your miku lore nub ("level up' come from Jrpgs FYI)

sorry for my speeling

god almighty... it all makes sense now... th-that means -- !!!

cheap prostitute version

sad to tell the fan's

woke up today like it was any other day. saw this comment, assuming it was just a joke........then i noticed the capital R in "really" and knew

..........................no. please, no.

end of an era...

everything in america

i think i get it

Y0UR THE KID

relax and tell me what the letter O ever did to you to warrant such discrimination

sitting in front of a CPU

sumimasen sensei

FUCK U ,MOM!!!

so did you beat the shit out of your mom or what

u dont give a shit

:gargantuan swirls of flames and lightning envelop neon letters as tall as skyscrapers spelling "FU**ING MONSTER OWNAGE":

5 alens on you

that... WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!

put ur soul on it

there's got to be some promise of a career in motivational speaking here

meet and fight

ok yes thank you i think we've goYES THANK YOU that's enough

one epic moment

sounds like it

how hard the bass hit

OHHH THEY WENT THEIR!!!! YALL DON'T EVEN KNOW!!!!

more filthy

thats pretty filthy...... dang. ill. im vomiting over here bro. wicked sick

my boner got a boner

risk of mutant genitalia: always worth it when it comes to dubstep

now I know

- jacksonville, flordia, july 27, 1953 -- one day before the founding of the Burger King fast food chain restaurant megaestablishment

like sounding crickets

Unappreciated in their time for lyrical contributions to Altered Beast's score.

use a potion quick

exclamation points so bountiful as to be able to feed a million books suffering from enthusiasm-starvation

I wanted toast

undoubtedly i'm missing some sort of sidesplitting in-joke here
if only i could be a part of the kool kid's klub

Walmart oppresses

by literally sucking up the planet's life force and using this energy to fuel gigantic reactors that are positioned in a polluted megalopolis controlled and organized by the same corporation and its respective militaristic force

not even the best

i know you're trying to be profound but this is nothing less than blasphemy
epic is the final frontier

Now I do

yeah i also used to have a hard time casually equating clicking something online to one of the most terrible things that can be done to a human being. then i manned up

great pedophile

i agree. ... its maybe the best pedophile music ive ever heard

were just awesome

whoa haha gosh yeah that is pt awesome tbh

I jizzed myself

in the end creating a finely patterned web of jizz admired the world over for its unprecedented creative control

Inside you are culm

falling angels were pretty annoying characters in the bible. they just kept jumping, kept trying to hit pivotal people of god. they usually missed, though

F** no

of course this is the top-rated comment on a music video of beyonce

Racist? Yes.

rise2genocide isn't afraid to push a few buttons for the sake of unleashing their blistering wit

harmany with the universe

i was ready to agree with this comment about "Your Highness", but i then noticed that "defiantely" was misspelled and realized it could only be the work of a bot

Semi-literally

honestly you should've just gone with "literally" for a total fuck-up instead of the halfhearted mess you've created here

o wait where am i now

yup, thank you for that stirring performance. we'll be sure to call you if we need people who earnestly write as though they are being physically funneled through the internet

crap like the blues and jazz

can i like your comment if i'm one of the 2% of 86-year-olds who uses "gay" as a critical adjective? really, we're a dying breed, and it's up to us to unite. divided, we fall. gayly.

as a man

saying what the rest of us only dare to think......so brave...

b0ner

too little, too late.

that "uh-oh" chord

famously overused in brahms' tragic overture in D minor, op.81. misunderstood in its time, it was reappropriated for use in pixar's cars 2 to startling effect

are stupid ass presidents

in this, our nation's darkest hour, we call upon IPOOPSME to do for obama what the american education system tragically could not

when the piano epic

the energy at merriam-webster swells into a flurry of shuffling feet, discarded notes, furious typing and furrowed brows as they rush to compensate for the linguistic seachange left in the wake of TheRandomnessx7's daring new application of the word "epic" as an action verb

my brain has just shit

one cannot help but marvel at the singular wit of manchildren