Semi-literally

honestly you should've just gone with "literally" for a total fuck-up instead of the halfhearted mess you've created here

o wait where am i now

yup, thank you for that stirring performance. we'll be sure to call you if we need people who earnestly write as though they are being physically funneled through the internet

crap like the blues and jazz

can i like your comment if i'm one of the 2% of 86-year-olds who uses "gay" as a critical adjective? really, we're a dying breed, and it's up to us to unite. divided, we fall. gayly.

as a man

saying what the rest of us only dare to think......so brave...

b0ner

too little, too late.

that "uh-oh" chord

famously overused in brahms' tragic overture in D minor, op.81. misunderstood in its time, it was reappropriated for use in pixar's cars 2 to startling effect

are stupid ass presidents

in this, our nation's darkest hour, we call upon IPOOPSME to do for obama what the american education system tragically could not

when the piano epic

the energy at merriam-webster swells into a flurry of shuffling feet, discarded notes, furious typing and furrowed brows as they rush to compensate for the linguistic seachange left in the wake of TheRandomnessx7's daring new application of the word "epic" as an action verb

my brain has just shit

one cannot help but marvel at the singular wit of manchildren

round boobs

they even provided a timestamp. such a kind, considerate soul, full of win

BEYOND EPIC!!!

i thought there were only three tiers in the hierarchy of quality: EPIC WIN, MEH, and EPIC FAIL. the fact that something could go beyond what has traditionally been considered the pinnacle -- well . . . the implications are huge, to put it lightly. i think i'm gonna need about a month to recover from the mental thunderbolt this idea has thrown onto me

something no one wants to hear

that's an interesting history of music you've got there

and thats when

from that day forward, nothing would be the same......

when i'm older

that last sentence is gonna haunt me forever

you lost all hope

oh thanks, i'm always at a loss for proper music in those situations

needs more epicness

i was tossing and turning for a week straight trying to think of what this needed and i gotta say you hit the nail on the head!!!

then it all goes down hill

leaked text from upcoming major new york times review

wow is for rich ppl

:gets out pad and starts furiously taking notes:

did you know

i did not know that!!!! get the word out, people. this is huge........

were to daowload

hey. you have all of these things crawling out of your mouth. are you ok

comcon peolpe

Sorason555 is one of the most selfless uploaders on youtube i know

Sometimes I die on purpose

WHEN WILL AMERICA WAKE UP TO KING MICKEY'S TRULY EPIC NATURE???

extremely Jewed

some of my best friends are jews. like kyle on south park. hes cool ^^

not as strong

so true... so true...

the yoda of kh

a stunning insight, though what i really want to know is who is its kit fisto

gay again

too gay to let just one mention of the word suffice

OWNED!!!!

you know only the sweetest ownage has happened when YumRelish says it has........

it loud roars

if you say so

they need blonde

i'm not sure if i can answer your question

I could be wrong

i have always appreciated darth8200's allowance of alternate possibilities

they melester

i need a bit more evidence before i agree but you've almost convinced me tbh

ill be the dick

if the content of this user's post ever fails at least they always have the intrinsic truth of mario pwning sonic to fall back on

or whatever

locus is a pretty common feeling of emotion

Easy To Remember

just making sure that you really know it came from king kamehameha's name

i love shit

later when they found out that the people were in fact japanese this person experienced what can only be described as a paradigm shift

even godzilla

youtube: utopic post-racist e-nation

According to Wikipedia

it's true they're telling the truth

its 3 seconds for cereal

i am so sorry

i bet

a wondering human mind of the most romantic type

That made me horny

but do you really think cell would go for that

I don't believe

many christians, however, have been witness to sephiroth vs. sonic fights on the astral plane

suddenly

don't worry guys i've seen it and i couldn't stop the epic chortles trust me

i almost forgot

good thing they remembered

stupid wourdl

agreed i think

shitty band of all time

should i kill myself before or after listening to those bands

dad what the heelll

:breaks into fresh pack of mountain dew supernova and owns the day:

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Textual Terrorism is a blog devoted to arguably the Worst Part of the Internet (worse than 4chan???): YouTube's comments section. Just when I think that how we relate to one another cannot get more awkward, YouTube's users prove me wrong, and I feel something that can only be described as mournful excitement. Sometimes, I consider if there aren't any real people behind the messages -- if it's not all just the workings of an A.I., based on a kid who bragged on the Ultra Hardcore Gamer forums about calling his mom a "stupid bitch" when she didn't cook the whole package of Pizza Rolls. Or, if not that, a golem that's modeled its communication on actual language in only the most superficial ways, so that the information is in a place that always falls short of coherency and becomes uncanny. Since there is such a wealth of horrifying/perplexing content, this site will probably be updated in a daily manner.